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4 of 4 found the following review helpful:
Profoundly evil, but also quite durable! Mar 18, 2010
By tarastar This item's description is completely inaccurate. The manufacturer claims "This strap-on waist pouch is perfect for carrying money, keys, wallet, sunglasses, grotesque bas-reliefs, horrible soapstone statues, summoning salts, flasks of space mead, talismans, fetishes and human remains." Based on this, I gave it to a close friend for her birthday. Yet the first time she actually attempted to use to transport some ordinary medium-sized human remains, it tore open a portal in the fabric of space-time! Several vast loathsome shapes seeped down from the dark stars above the the nightmare corpse-city of R'lyeh and drove a half-dozen neighbors insane with unending nightmares before they gropingly squeezed their gelatinous immensity back through the black doorway. FAIL.
However, when I took the product to my local university to consult with a Professor of Ancient and Evil Antiquities, I was told that the pouch is probably vigintillions of years old, which does speak highly of its durability. It really is quite a value at this price! Two stars.
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